cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

Just because you did not give birth to a kid doesn’t mean it isn’t yours. Mom always tells me about how as soon as she saw me, she knew I was her daughter.

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saderidan:

roleplaying more like

fyeahroleplayingrabbit:

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ilivebecauseicantdie:

THAT’S IT I’M GOING TO BED.

nosdrinker:

yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later

thatfuckingneonsign:

((I AM SCREAMING AND SO TURNED ON RIGHT NOW

HIS STOMACH

I CAN’T EVEN

OH MY GOD HIS STOMACH

IS THIS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN KINO AND ERIK FUCK

OH MY GOD I CAN’T

I JUST CAN’T))

OMFG I FOUND IT

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forever90s:

lol idk why this is so funny to me 

okay seriously what in the fuck XD

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hannahetaylor:

My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.

This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”